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Nadia Ouazzi
Nadia is a comedy writer and performer whose work has been seen at UCBNY, Points in Case, and The PIT. Her goals in life are to get a dog and to get more Twitter followers.
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December 18, 2020Even Though the Titanic Is Sinking, and the Captain is Going Down with the Ship, It Would Be Career Suicide to Abandon Him
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October 23, 2020Workplace Sexual Harassment Training: Revised for Women
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September 1, 2020I’m Back In a Relationship With FiveThirtyEight’s Elections Forecast Model, But This Time I Swear He’s Changed
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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