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Nick B. Parker
Nick B. Parker is a writer currently based in Philadelphia, PA. Growing up with two moms, he spent summers as the only six-year-old at Provincetown drag shows, where he learned a love of storytelling and some pretty wonderful curse words. He writes branded content and his scripts have placed in the Final Draft Big Break contest, PAGE Awards, ScreenCraft, and Script Pipeline competitions.
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