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Nour Ali Youssef
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August 24, 2012The Peculiar Arab Chronicles: We All Suck (At Least Partially)
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August 7, 2012The Peculiar Arab Chronicles: No Sex for You!
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July 19, 2012The Peculiar Arab Chronicles: Ssh!
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June 22, 2012The Peculiar Arab Chronicles: How My Six-Year-Old Self Saw the World
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June 1, 2012The Peculiar Arab Chronicles: Well, Lucky Fucking You
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May 14, 2012The Peculiar Arab Chronicles: I Think My Mom Just Died
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April 24, 2012The Peculiar Arab Chronicles: Arabs and Their Women
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March 15, 2012The Peculiar Arab Chronicles: A Walk in the Mud-stained Shoes of an Outsider!
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February 24, 2012The Peculiar Arab Chronicles: The American Dream
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February 6, 2012The Peculiar Arab Chronicles: Anne Frank Made Me Do This!
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January 17, 2012The Peculiar Arab Chronicles: Love and Defecation
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December 20, 2011The Peculiar Arab Chronicles: God is Really Sensitive, You Guys
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