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Articles by
Owen Morris
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June 5, 2023A Letter from the New Corporate Owners of Hooper’s Store
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September 30, 2010Courses I Wish My College Had Offered
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August 13, 2010The 27 Levels of Compatibility I’m Looking For
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May 18, 2007I’m Reasonably Confident I Would Beat Ken Jennings in These Jeopardy! Categories
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April 15, 2005Selected Passages From the Bible: The King (Fred) Phelps Version
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday