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Pablo Goldstein
Pablo Goldstein is a writer from Los Angeles, CA.
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September 7, 2017Once I Figure Out How Latinx is Pronounced, I’m Going to Be So Offended When White People Don’t Use It
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March 7, 2016Please Respect the Cultural Differences Between New York and Los Angeles
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February 20, 2015America Just Isn’t Ready to Watch a Mexican Shoot Aliens
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August 22, 2014We Provide Meals That are Completely Unaffordable and Unappealing to People Who Actually Live in This Neighborhood
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July 28, 2011You Knew Getting Into This Marriage Where I Stood On Parkour
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday