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Pardis Parker
Pardis Parker is a stand-up comedian and the creator and star of Comedy Central’s Mideast Minute — a fake news show that tries to convince Middle Easterners that everything’s OK in the Middle East.
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July 31, 2020An Open Letter to the T&T Supermarket Clerk Who Was Told to “Go Back to China” as Part of a Customer’s Racist Tirade in Mississauga, Ontario
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June 15, 2020That Word Does Not Mean What You Think It Means
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May 15, 2020I Like My Cops Like I Like My Surgeons: Cautious, and Not Looking to Kill Me
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