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Rachel Rose Keller
Rachel Rose Keller is a New York City comedy writer, which she promises is very original. She peaked when she won 8th place at the National School Scrabble Tournament in the sixth grade. She’s done a few things since then that you can see here.
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October 30, 2024How Far We’ve Come Since 2016: Election Edition
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