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Rachel Rose Keller
Rachel Rose Keller is a New York City comedy writer, which she promises is very original. She peaked when she won 8th place at the National School Scrabble Tournament in the sixth grade. She’s done a few things since then that you can see here.
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October 30, 2024How Far We’ve Come Since 2016: Election Edition
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February 19, 2024How Far We’ve Come Since 2016
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April 12, 2022I’m Not Afraid of Stephen King Books Because I Know Maine Isn’t Real
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February 22, 2022Unfortunately, We Can’t Hire You After Seeing That 2010 Photo of You Drinking a Beer When You Were Sixteen
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November 4, 2019Our Meeting on Accessibility Is Just Down Those Stairs
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally