The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Rachel Klein
Rachel Klein is a writer, performer, and teacher living in Boston, Massachusetts. Her work has appeared online in The New Yorker, McSweeney’s, Reductress, and The Toast.
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November 15, 2024I’m Willing to Give Our Alien Overlords a Second Chance
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May 3, 2019Welcome to Our Baby’s Personal Brand Reveal Party
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July 21, 2017Hemingway’s “Hills Like White Elephants” from the “Girl’s” Point of View
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July 5, 2017Popular Summer T-Shirt Slogans for the Politically Engaged Millennial
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November 14, 2016I, For One, As a White Woman, Welcome Our New Alien Overlords
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July 6, 2016Your Personalized Spotify Summer Playlist
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February 11, 2016Martin Shkreli’s Middle School Report Card
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January 14, 2016Bullying: A Teacher’s Guide, First Edition, 1971
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October 16, 2015Dante’s Orchard
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July 27, 2015Attainable Goals for the Modern American In Lieu of Trying to “Be the Change You Wish to See in the World.”
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January 14, 2015Audience Instructions for Our Immersive/Experimental Theatre Production in an Abandoned Middle School in Bushwick
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September 8, 2014Missed Connection: Boys, Ages 6-12(?), Lived With Me on Nameless Tropical Island in Pacific Ocean at End of WWII
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner