YOU HAD ME AT SINGLE PAYER
NEVERTHELESS, SHE PERISCOPED
LORDY I HOPE THERE ARE NAPS
I’M WITH PROBLEMATIC
BUT FIRST, MIDTERMS
DON’T @ ME BEFORE MY MORNING SCROLL
PEACE, LOVE, UNIVERSAL BASIC INCOME
NAMA-STAY OUT OF MY REPRODUCTIVE HEALTH DECISIONS
KEEP CALM AND DONATE TO MY PATREON
PAYING OFF MY CRIPPLING STUDENT LOAN DEBT IS MY CARDIO
THIS IS WHAT A MAN WHO WANTS TO GET CREDIT FOR BEING A FEMINIST LOOKS LIKE
YOU THINK I LOOK BAD, YOU SHOULD SEE THE MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX
MY PARENTS AND GRANDPARENTS DESTROYED THE ECONOMY, RAVAGED THE ENVIRONMENT, AND BANKRUPTED SOCIAL WELFARE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT
IT’S FIVE O’CLOCK SOMEWHERE BUT I HAVE TO KEEP WORKING BECAUSE THE GIG ECONOMY IS GRINDING ME DOWN UNTIL IT BREAKS MY SPIRIT AND TURNS ME INTO A SOULLESS AUTOMATON FEEDING THE BOTTOMLESS HUNGER OF THE CAPITALIST MACHINE
I’D RATHER BE POSTING PICTURES OF CUTE DOGS I MEET ON THE STREET BUT THERE’S AN ORANGE TROLL IN THE WHITE HOUSE WHO THINKS CLIMATE CHANGE IS A HOAX, MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW THAT FREDERICK DOUGLASS DIED OVER 100 YEARS AGO, AND COULD VERY WELL KILL US ALL SOMETIME VERY SOON WITH ONE OF HIS TYPO-LADEN TWEETS SO WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT FROM ME, YOU KNOW?
AVOCADO TOAST WOULD HAVE WON