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Rachel Mans McKenny
Rachel Mans McKenny lives in the Midwest, eating her feelings when not writing about them on Twitter.
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August 10, 2023Playbill Bios for Parenthood
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September 15, 2022We Are a Picturesque Small Town and We Refuse to Be the Setting for Your Romantic Comedy
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March 8, 2022Unresolved Questions I Have for Mrs. Potts from Beauty and the Beast
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May 5, 2021Updated Privacy Policy From Your Children
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August 27, 2019Lice Real Estate Listings
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June 28, 2019Memorials to Those We Have Lost to Parenting
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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March 31, 2025Son, I Forbid You to Join That Rowdy, No-Good Zorba the Greek Fan Club
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu