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Rachel Willems

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Rachel Willems

Rachel Willems is a poet who crosses over into humor and maybe some other genres. After years in Seattle followed by years in Boston, she has unexpectedly become a Midwesterner. She lives in Minnesota with her husband and two children who don’t think she’s funny.

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