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Randal Cooper
Randal Cooper lives in Nashville, TN, but is not trying to become a country singer yet.
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August 8, 2024X Sends a Cease and Desist Letter to a Former User
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May 18, 2017Excerpts from Special Agent Dale Comey’s Voice Memos
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January 25, 2017Official United States Department of Education Grizzly Bear Policy
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May 11, 2016Patent Application for a Genital-Operated Bathroom Door Locking Mechanism to Help Protect Children
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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March 31, 2025Son, I Forbid You to Join That Rowdy, No-Good Zorba the Greek Fan Club
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu