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Richie Zaborowske
Richie Zaborowske’s writing is forthcoming or appears in Cowboy Jamboree, Sledgehammer, The Los Angeles Review, and others.
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December 5, 2024What We Talk About When We Talk About Tariffs
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August 29, 2024Reviews of New Food: Costco Readywise Emergency Food Bucket
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October 5, 2023Reviews of New Food: Eggo Brunch in a Jar Sippin’ Cream
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November 4, 2022I Pledge to Accept the Results of the Election as Long as I Win
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August 18, 2022Reviews of New Food: Liquid Death Mango Chainsaw Sparkling Water
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November 19, 2021Brandon, Our New “LET’S GO, BRANDON” Yard Sign Has Nothing to Do with Your Upcoming Spelling Quiz
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples