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Richie Zaborowske
Richie Zaborowske’s writing is forthcoming or appears in Cowboy Jamboree, Sledgehammer, The Los Angeles Review, and others.
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December 5, 2024What We Talk About When We Talk About Tariffs
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August 29, 2024Reviews of New Food: Costco Readywise Emergency Food Bucket
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October 5, 2023Reviews of New Food: Eggo Brunch in a Jar Sippin’ Cream
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November 4, 2022I Pledge to Accept the Results of the Election as Long as I Win
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August 18, 2022Reviews of New Food: Liquid Death Mango Chainsaw Sparkling Water
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November 19, 2021Brandon, Our New “LET’S GO, BRANDON” Yard Sign Has Nothing to Do with Your Upcoming Spelling Quiz
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday