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Rose Gowen
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January 21, 2003Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Nick Hornby’s Songbook: This Could Be the Night
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July 26, 2002The Checkout Girl, An Interview with Rose Gowen, on the Business of Groceries, Part Two
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July 19, 2002The Checkout Girl, An Interview with Rose Gowen, on the Business of Groceries, Part One.
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May 31, 2002One Hundred Thirty-Two Electrodes, An Interview with Rose Gowen, on Being a Test Subject
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April 18, 2002The Attractive Person
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July 30, 2001He’s A Porketarian And I Love Him
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October 19, 2000Some of the Things They Died of in Nineteenth-Century Santa Barbara, California
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May 22, 2000Five Moments You Had to Be There
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