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Ross Bullen
Ross Bullen is a writer and English professor in Toronto.
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October 4, 2021Academic Job Ads: What They Say vs. What They Mean
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April 12, 2021Classic Video Games for Adjunct Professors
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March 2, 2021Literary Alternatives to Social Distancing
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January 17, 2020Literary Airbnb Reviews
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December 13, 2019Christmas Presents for Adjunct Professors
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October 23, 2019Six Key Matchups to Watch During This Week’s Family Dinner at Olive Garden
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August 29, 2019Back-to-School Supplies For Adjunct Professors
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July 29, 2019How to Apply For an Academic Job and Also Summon the Ancient Mesopotamian Demon Pazuzu
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June 19, 2019How to Format Your Essay Using Any Style Guide
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