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August 15, 2016Listicles For People Exactly Like You: 9 Inappropriate Crushes You Have Definitely Had If Your Name is Sarah Peebles, in Chronological Order
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July 20, 2016Listicles For People Exactly Like You: 10 Signs You Might Be a Precocious 16-Year-Old Named Annabelle.
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June 27, 2016Listicles For People Exactly Like You: 8 Things Stay-at-Home Moms Named Sasha Think About
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May 25, 2016Listicles For People Exactly Like You: 11 Things 59-Year-Olds Named Karen Who Live in Newport Beach Have to Deal With
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May 3, 2016Listicles For People Exactly Like You: 9 Ways Your College Roommate Alexandra Terrifies You
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April 8, 2016Listicles For People Exactly Like You: 10 Signs Your Name is James and You Are Teaching English at a Fancy Boarding School
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March 17, 2016Listicles For People Exactly Like You: 9 Signs You Are a Secretary Named Courtney in NYC
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February 29, 2016Listicles For People Exactly Like You: 8 Signs Mark Strom From Math Class is Way Into You
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February 10, 2016Listicles For People Exactly Like You: 9 Problems Only Dave the Programmer Understands
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January 20, 2016Listicles For People Exactly Like You: 7 Struggles Only 22-Year-Olds Named Misty Living in Missoula, Montana Will Understand
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