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Ruyi Wen
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August 9, 2023How to Use a Notebook Planner to Finally Get Your Life Organized and Under Control
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January 31, 2023Am I Smiling Correctly?
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November 10, 2022A Parent’s Typical Day, as Envisioned by My Child’s Preschool
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October 14, 2022A Voter’s Guide to the 2050 Election, Written by Your New Robot Overlords
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November 17, 2021I’m Captain Ahab and I Say We Must Never Transition Away from a Whale-Based Energy Industry
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June 8, 2021To-Do List for Your Baby’s 15-Minute Nap
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 3, 2025President Trump’s Tariffs Will Help America Win the War Against Birds
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028