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Sabrina Barnett

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Sabrina Barnett

Sabrina Barnett is an artist, writer, and pug-enthusiast based in rural Virginia. She spends most of her days doing hag shit and daydreaming about fantastical fiction. Her work’s been very well received by both her high school literary magazine and more than one, but less than five, family members. She’s generally talked over in conversation, so she’s pretty glad you’re reading this right now.