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Sam Roos
Sam Roos is originally form Portland Maine. Now he lives in Brooklyn, New York, where he is a first-year MFA candidate at The New School. His work has also appeared on Buzzfeed, Mas Mejor, The Second City Network, The Inquisitive Eater, and his mother’s refrigerator. Find him on twitter, @Roostafarian, or at the dog track, cursing his luck.
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