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Sam Spero
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September 25, 2017Covering Up Concussions Didn’t Bother Me, But Letting Black Men Express Their Opinions Crosses the Line
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August 29, 2017Sorry for Making Our Relationship Public by Tagging You in a Facebook Comment of a Cute Animal Video
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February 2, 2017Libertarian Interpretations of Classic Films
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January 19, 2017I Swear to God, If I Have to Have One More Conversation About Trump…
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November 1, 2016I’m Voting for Trump Because I Miss Being Able to Grope My Secretary and Living in Constant Fear of Nuclear Annihilation
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October 19, 2016When My Grandkids Ask Me What I Did to Fight American Fascism, I’ll Proudly Tell Them I Tweeted a Few Times
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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