The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Sarah Gruen
Sarah is a speechwriter and amateur pastry chef in NYC. She both adores and fears sick burns.
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April 5, 2023A Single, Thirty-Something Carrie Bradshaw Asks the Four Questions
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October 25, 2022If I Emailed My Parents Like Democrats Email Me
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August 27, 2021This Study Has Found Literally Every Activity You Love Is Statistically Certain to Kill You
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May 7, 2021We Need a New York City Mayor Who Will Take Mom to the Cloisters When She Visits
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June 17, 2019If We’re Doing Identity Politics, Can We Please Elect a President Named “Tammy”?
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner