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Sarah Gruen

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Sarah is a speechwriter and amateur pastry chef in NYC. She both adores and fears sick burns.

April 5, 2023

A Single, Thirty-Something Carrie Bradshaw Asks the Four Questions

by Sarah Gruen
October 25, 2022

If I Emailed My Parents Like Democrats Email Me

by Sarah Gruen and Chandler Dean
August 27, 2021

This Study Has Found Literally Every Activity You Love Is Statistically Certain to Kill You

by Chandler Dean and Sarah Gruen
May 7, 2021

We Need a New York City Mayor Who Will Take Mom to the Cloisters When She Visits

by Sarah Gruen and Chandler Dean
June 17, 2019

If We’re Doing Identity Politics, Can We Please Elect a President Named “Tammy”?

by Chandler Dean and Sarah Gruen

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