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Articles by
Sarah Totton
Sarah Totton’s work has appeared at McSweeney’s, Points in Case, Little Old Lady Comedy, Slackjaw, The Belladonna, and 251. She has won (dis)honorable mentions in The Bulwer Lytton Fiction Contest, The Lyttle Lytton Contest, and the Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest.
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April 29, 2021If Libraries Were Run Like Used Car Dealerships
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March 10, 2021Help, I Live in a Quiet English Village Where Nothing Ever Happens!
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April 23, 2020Reviews of New Food: Post Tim Hortons Timbits Cereal (Chocolate Glazed Flavored & Birthday Cake Flavored)
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May 7, 2019Key Ring Chronicles: Cow Key
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 3, 2025President Trump’s Tariffs Will Help America Win the War Against Birds
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April 4, 2025The White House or The White Lotus?
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April 15, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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April 15, 2025Would You Like Us to Spend Your Tax Dollars on Meals on Wheels or a Billionaire’s Yacht?
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April 14, 2025This Applebee’s Goes Hard
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April 14, 2025This Is How We Love: The Foto-Novel