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Articles by
Sean Adams
Sean Adams lives in Tacoma and writes short stories.
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November 10, 2016That Our Torture Box Won ‘Best In Show’ Speaks Volumes About This Home and Garden Exhibition’s Desire for Change
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June 4, 2015Welcome to the Toilet Paper Aisle
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June 19, 2013About the Rough Mud Run
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December 18, 2012The Introduction to Terribly Torturous Sudoku
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June 1, 2012Advanced and/or Arbitrary NBA Statistics
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February 8, 2012I’ll Be Knocking Out Beautiful Poetry This Whole Goddamn Flight
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November 11, 2011Allow Me to Offer You a Tour of My Many Advanced Degrees and Certificates
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August 23, 2011I Do, In Fact, Major In Basket Weaving!
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February 28, 2011I Don’t Mean to Blow Your Mind Here, But I’m Not Just a Normal Guy—I’m a Mash-Up Artist
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January 17, 2011The Study of Melting Things
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December 10, 2010I’m Going to Have to Cut a Few Members of the Band
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August 26, 2010Accompanist Needed
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