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Stenton Toledo
Stenton Toledo eats potato chips for a living. He lives in Seattle with his partner and two children.
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November 13, 2023I Can’t Talk Right Now—I’m Desperately Scrambling to Clean Our House Before the Cleaners Get Here
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October 13, 2023I Cannot Believe You Heartlessly Threw Away the Sixteenth Craft I Brought Home from Preschool This Week
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February 4, 2022What the Number of Half-Empty Sippy Cups in Your Refrigerator Says About Your Parenting
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February 27, 2025“Democracy Dies in Darkness” Wasn’t a Warning; It Was Our End Goal
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February 27, 2025Changes Our University Is Making to Pre-Comply with Possible Future Regulations
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February 26, 2025An Updated Guide to Generations
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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March 11, 2025“He’s Just Trolling Us,” I Say as I Pay Two Hundred Dollars for Eggs and Our Town Gets Measles for the Second Year in a Row
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March 11, 2025Let’s Save Western Civilization by Being Cruel Motherfuckers
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 10, 2025Kirkus Reviews of Trump’s Second Term