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Stenton Toledo
Stenton Toledo eats potato chips for a living. He lives in Seattle with his partner and two children.
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November 13, 2023I Can’t Talk Right Now—I’m Desperately Scrambling to Clean Our House Before the Cleaners Get Here
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October 13, 2023I Cannot Believe You Heartlessly Threw Away the Sixteenth Craft I Brought Home from Preschool This Week
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February 4, 2022What the Number of Half-Empty Sippy Cups in Your Refrigerator Says About Your Parenting
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 15, 2024I’m Willing to Give Our Alien Overlords a Second Chance
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November 15, 2024I’m Robert F. Kennedy Jr., and It’s Time to Build a Healthcare System for 2025 BCE
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November 14, 2024I’m Putting Together a Team. The Worst Fucking Team of All Time
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November 14, 2024Names for Different Groups of Women