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Stuart Winchester
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September 12, 2013Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #19: Common Sense for the Common Core
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August 28, 2013Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #18: The Job Creator’s Tax Credit
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August 7, 2013Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #17: Saving Detroit
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July 19, 2013Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #16: Keystone Kraziness
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June 26, 2013Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #15: The Mystery of the Missing Bullets
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June 5, 2013Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #14: The Trouble with Trains
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May 17, 2013Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #13: Fuck Science
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April 29, 2013Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #12: The War on Food
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April 10, 2013Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #11: The Endangered Species Elimination Act
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March 20, 2013Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #10: The Destruction of Iran
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March 1, 2013Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #9: A March Away from Immigration Madness
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February 6, 2013Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #8: Preserving the Right to Work
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