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December 4, 2023Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Fun Train to Fightville
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November 28, 2018Secret Service Emergency Response Protocol 1434M: If the First Lady Is Attacked by Demonically Possessed Christmas Trees
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February 16, 2018NRA-Approved AP English Exam
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August 29, 2016Fear, Inc: Part Seven: For the Love of Money
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July 11, 2016Fear, Inc: Part Six: The Wholesale Catalog of Revelation
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June 22, 2016Who’s a Good Dog With a Gun?
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May 16, 2016Fear, Inc: Part Five: Cyber Scams and Confidence Games
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April 6, 2016Fear, Inc: Part Four: This Is a Stickup
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March 2, 2016Fear, Inc: Part Three: The Things We Carry
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February 5, 2016Fear, Inc: Part Two: Alarmed and Dangerous
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February 4, 2016Fear, Inc: Part One: The Marketplace
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November 6, 2015Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 61: Fifty Bullets In Your Head
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday