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Articles by
Taylor Kay Phillips
Taylor Kay Phillips is a writer and comedian originally from Kansas City, Missouri. She has written for Reductress, The UCB Theatre, The Belladonna Comedy, and others.
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May 10, 2023A Guide to Midwestern Cursing
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August 11, 2021I’m Resigning Because the Response to My Box of Scorpions Has Become a Distraction
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November 2, 2020A Guide to Midwestern Conversation: Election Edition
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October 20, 2020Ten Legitimate Reasons to Pull Out Your Dick On a Zoom Call
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July 21, 2020Hemingway Writes The Baby-Sitters Club
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January 31, 2020A Guide to Midwestern Conversation: Super Bowl LIV Fan Edition
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November 26, 2019Turkey or Sides: A Socratic Dialogue
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June 7, 2019Sorry, But I Don’t Think Attending Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters Will Get Me Into Brown
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May 7, 2018A Guide to Midwestern Conversation
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally