McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON

Join our Patreon at $10/month (or more) and receive a coupon for a discount on the Decorative Gourd Beanie, Gourd mugs, and our glorious new Advent Calendar. Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.

Articles by

Tim Peters

September 12, 2011

Notes From the Caddieshack: Column 18: The End of the Season

by Tim Peters
August 22, 2011

Notes From the Caddieshack: Column 17: The Club Championship

by Tim Peters
August 2, 2011

Notes From the Caddieshack: Column 16: Ladies’ Day

by Tim Peters
July 13, 2011

Notes From the Caddieshack: Column 15: The Caddie Championship

by Tim Peters
June 20, 2011

Notes From the Caddieshack: Column 14: Inclement Weather

by Tim Peters
June 2, 2011

Notes From the Caddieshack: Column 13: Doubles

by Tim Peters
May 13, 2011

Notes From the Caddieshack: Column 12: Caddie Softball

by Tim Peters
April 26, 2011

Notes From the Caddieshack: Column 11: The Driving Range

by Tim Peters
April 7, 2011

Notes From the Caddieshack: Column 10: The Amateur

by Tim Peters
March 22, 2011

Notes From the Caddieshack: Column 9: The Read

by Tim Peters
March 1, 2011

Notes From the Caddieshack: Column 8: In Search of a Lost Ball

by Tim Peters
February 10, 2011

Notes From the Caddieshack: Column 7: The First Tee

by Tim Peters

Trending 🔥

October 15, 2024

I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About

by Sam Woods
September 20, 2024

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
August 19, 2024

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
October 28, 2024

The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets

by Katryn Bury

Recently

November 1, 2024

I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6

by Lauren Thoman
November 1, 2024

270 Reasons: Because on January 6, I Was More Afraid Working at the Capitol Than During My Entire Army Deployment to Iraq

by Aquilino Gonell
November 1, 2024

Template for Donald Trump’s “I Don’t Accept the Election Results” Speeches

by Devorah Blachor
October 31, 2024

This Election Wouldn’t Be So Close If My Historically Unpopular Opponent Wasn’t Such a Shrewd Campaigner

by Matthew Brian Cohen