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Viktoria Shulevich
Viktoria is a Boston-based writer of humor and children’s books. You can read her stuff at www.viktoriashulevich.com. Her dog has been described as having a less-than-average urge to please.
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December 1, 2023We Can’t Wait to Be Part of Your Neighborhood, but First We Need to Dig This Massive Hole
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June 13, 2023Adobe Acrobat Pro Really Really Wants You to E-Sign Something During Your Seven-Day Free Trial
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May 24, 2023Our Upscale Casual Intimate Bustling Restaurant Brewery Bar Isn’t Trying to Be Too Many Things at Once
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September 14, 2022We’re Your Favorite Band from High School and This Is Our Final Goodbye Tour—for Real This Time
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October 14, 2021Reviews of New Food: Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Spiced Pumpkin Seeds
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May 20, 2021An Open Letter to Sleep: We Need to Talk
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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