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Zack Bornstein
Zack Bornstein is an Emmy-nominated, Peabody Award-winning & WGA Award-winning writer and director from Saturday Night Live, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Netflix’s The Good Cop, and Comedy Central’s Alternatino. He has created, directed, written, produced, and performed original comedy for NBC, ABC, Netflix, Comedy Central, FOX, MTV, and the UCB Theater. He regularly contributes to The New Yorker, Vulture, Paste Magazine, American Bystander, and McSweeney’s Internet Tendency. He created Garlic Jackson Comedy, which The New York Times called, “Some of the City’s best writers and performers.”
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December 17, 201815 Holiday Weight-Loss Tips
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September 30, 2016I’m a Political Journalist With 500 Words Due and Nothing Left to Say
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June 28, 2016I Was the One Who Bought George Zimmerman’s Gun
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January 20, 2015This Conversation is a Series of Gratuitous References to Validate My Intelligence to You
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October 24, 2014No One Can Tell Me What to Do—Except for People With the Proper Authority to Do So
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September 19, 2012My Neurotransmitter Abuse Problem
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January 18, 2011Great Uncle Pappy’s Expert Advice About Women
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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