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Zhubin Parang
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June 12, 2013A Record of Recent Senate Votes
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January 5, 2011Writing Your Sitcom Pilot, Chapter 1: The Scene Where The Sexy Female Lead Is Caught Naked
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March 12, 2007Thrilling Chapter Endings You May Use In Your Next Novel
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December 21, 2005Stories Ending With “Long Story Short” That Could Actually Use Some Elaboration
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December 8, 2004In the Locker Room at Halftime
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October 20, 2004Dissertation Titles That Suggest the Author Was Preoccupied With Other Issues at the Time of Writing
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes