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Excerpts from McSweeney’s Quarterly
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September 14, 2021Excerpts from McSweeney’s Quarterly: Delandria
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September 14, 2021Excerpts from McSweeney’s Quarterly: Becoming the Baby Girl
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August 17, 2021Excerpts from McSweeney’s Quarterly: The Acorn
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May 12, 2021Excerpts from McSweeney’s Quarterly: Peony
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January 26, 2021Excerpts from McSweeney’s Quarterly: The Introduction to McSweeney’s 62: The Queer Fiction Issue
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October 20, 2020Excerpts from McSweeney’s Quarterly: Wetumpka
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March 16, 2020Excerpts from McSweeney’s Quarterly: The Last Tattoo
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March 16, 2020Excerpts from McSweeney’s Quarterly: To Breathe the Air
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March 16, 2020Excerpts from McSweeney’s Quarterly: Wilder Man
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February 10, 2020Excerpts from McSweeney’s Quarterly: The Woman In the Closet
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February 10, 2020Excerpts from McSweeney’s Quarterly: Ghost Lover
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November 7, 2019Excerpts from McSweeney’s Quarterly: Shouting Wenkie
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