The Believer Magazine
It’s All Greek to Me:
A Column on Sororities in the South
2011 COLUMN CONTEST WINNER
Mary Marge Locker is an English major at the University of Mississippi, but she dropped her only English class this semester. Because of this, she has time to focus on the more important things in life, like social organizations. She wants to be in a sorority and doesn’t know why. Maybe so she can snag herself a frat-daddy. Maybe so she can have friends. Or maybe just so she can be associated with something. So yeah, Mary Marge attends a university to which she does not belong, because no girl is any girl at Ole Miss until she’s found herself—and made a home for herself—in a sorority.
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January 7, 2015It’s All Greek to Me: A Column on Sororities in the South: What I Got
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July 16, 2014It’s All Greek to Me: A Column on Sororities in the South: The Short Gold-Sequined Romper
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June 12, 2014It’s All Greek to Me: A Column on Sororities in the South: The Counselor
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April 9, 2014It’s All Greek to Me: A Column on Sororities in the South: Things Happen
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May 3, 2013It’s All Greek to Me: A Column on Sororities in the South: Look Away (Fall Semester)
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August 23, 2012It’s All Greek to Me: A Column on Sororities in the South: What I Want (Redux)
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June 21, 2012It’s All Greek to Me: A Column on Sororities in the South: Dear Diary
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May 31, 2012It’s All Greek to Me: A Column on Sororities in the South: The Niche & the Itch
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May 11, 2012It’s All Greek to Me: A Column on Sororities in the South: Derby Dazed
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April 19, 2012It’s All Greek to Me: A Column on Sororities in the South: Spring and All
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April 2, 2012It’s All Greek to Me: A Column on Sororities in the South: The Lovesong of Grandpa Margey
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March 13, 2012It’s All Greek to Me: A Column on Sororities in the South: Sensitive Subjects and Sisters
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