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Let’s Make a Million Dollars!
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Let’s Make a Million Dollars! is an illustrated column edited by Annie Wyman, Allan Phillips, and Neil Mukhopadhyay. Pieces—lists, monologues, and so forth—are themed around the best and worst ways to make lots of money. Million-dollar ideas are actively solicited; send submissions to annie@mcsweeneys.net or tweet at @OneMillionDS. Our logotype is by Sunra Thompson.
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June 4, 2014Let’s Make a Million Dollars!: I Credit This Company’s Financial Recovery to My Miniature Zen Rock Garden
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May 14, 2014Let’s Make a Million Dollars!: I Am the First Real Prince of Anywhere Who Has Ever Emailed You and I Will Give You $1M to Hold On to My Money Temporarily
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April 10, 2014Let’s Make a Million Dollars!: A 20-Something Pitches Three Million-Dollar Ideas to an Older Businessman and In Doing So Sells Out His Generation
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March 12, 2014Let’s Make a Million Dollars!: Classic Million-Dollar Ideas for New Products Part 1: Apparel
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February 14, 2014Let’s Make a Million Dollars!: Draft Catalog Copy for Five New Kinds of Sexy Underwear
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