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Top 20 of ’23
Here are our most-read articles of 2023.
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January 5, 2024An Open Letter to the Pair of Gen-Z Men in the Northeast Regional Quiet Car Loudly Discussing Pitchfork’s 100 Best Albums of All Time
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January 5, 2024Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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January 4, 2024What Your Senior Year High School Musical Says About You
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January 4, 2024A Day in the Life of a Woke Third-Grade Teacher, as Imagined by a Far-Right Politician
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January 3, 2024Welcome to Mary Oliver Garden
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January 2, 2024You’re a Cyclist Who Was Just Struck by a Car Driver. Here’s Why It Was Your Fault
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January 1, 2024A Camping Trip with Young Kids, as Imagined by Me Before Having Kids
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January 1, 2024Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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December 31, 2023Introducing Our University’s New Executive Vice President of Saving Money
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December 30, 2023Signs That You’re Ready to Wear Taupe
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December 29, 2023Introducing Total Crap, the First Magazine Written Entirely by AI
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December 29, 2023Statement from the University on Current Tensions in the Place You’re Probably Thinking About When You Read This
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December 19, 2024A Producer Attempts to Pitch The Nutcracker
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May 18, 2011I Regret to Inform You That My Wedding to Captain Von Trapp Has Been Canceled
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December 16, 2024Baby, It’s Me, Polio, and I’ve Missed You
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December 19, 2024An Open Letter to Sarah from Love Actually, to Be Delivered In the Two Seconds Before She Answers Her Phone for the Second Time While Karl Is Tenderly Dry Humping Her