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Oh My Gawd: A Column About a Teenager Navigating Religion
In an era of technological advancement, church scandals, and ever-present media, this new generation sifts through ideology and theology differently than generations of eras past. Caroline Lazar is open to it all! She is fresh! She is young! She is a fountain of youth and she likes you! Caroline is currently enrolled in high school and is a rabid fan of canceled television shows, Daniel Handler, rowboats, and Tim Curry. She is 5’1" but some people say she is 5’2" and that is simply not true.
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February 4, 2011Oh My Gawd: A Column About a Teenager Navigating Religion: Column 19: Magic Man
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November 24, 2010Oh My Gawd: A Column About a Teenager Navigating Religion: Column 18: Old Blue
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September 24, 2010Oh My Gawd: A Column About a Teenager Navigating Religion: Column 17: Holy City
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August 23, 2010Oh My Gawd: A Column About a Teenager Navigating Religion: Column 16: In the Summertime
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July 16, 2010Oh My Gawd: A Column About a Teenager Navigating Religion: Column 15: Sweet Child
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June 29, 2010Oh My Gawd: A Column About a Teenager Navigating Religion: Column 14: Taximan
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June 10, 2010Oh My Gawd: A Column About a Teenager Navigating Religion: Column 13: Leaps of Faith
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May 21, 2010Oh My Gawd: A Column About a Teenager Navigating Religion: Column 12: Hewn from the Living Rock
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May 6, 2010Oh My Gawd: A Column About a Teenager Navigating Religion: Column 11: Church and State Fair
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April 14, 2010Oh My Gawd: A Column About a Teenager Navigating Religion: Column 10: Jesus, Take the Wheel
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March 29, 2010Oh My Gawd: A Column About a Teenager Navigating Religion: Column 9: Let My People Grow
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March 9, 2010Oh My Gawd: A Column About a Teenager Navigating Religion: Column 8: A Little Priest
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