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On the Trail of Mary Jane
Wendy C. Ortiz is a native of Los Angeles. She is left-handed and frequently accompanied by a thirty-six-inch tall girl named Octavia. She writes and works as a marriage and family therapist intern. Her book Excavation: A Memoir (Future Tense Books) is now available.
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September 4, 2014On the Trail of Mary Jane: What a Difference a Year Makes
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August 20, 2014On the Trail of Mary Jane: This is Not Nirvana
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July 25, 2014On the Trail of Mary Jane: Dabs, Girlz, and Restraining Orders
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June 27, 2014On the Trail of Mary Jane: High Witness
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June 3, 2014On the Trail of Mary Jane: A Celestial Gallery of Venice Beach
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May 8, 2014On the Trail of Mary Jane: Drifting Sand
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April 22, 2014On the Trail of Mary Jane: Happy 4/20
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March 27, 2014On the Trail of Mary Jane: Budtender Customer Service and You
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February 25, 2014On the Trail of Mary Jane: This is an Empty Storefront
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January 30, 2014On the Trail of Mary Jane: Winner Winner, No Chicken Dinner
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January 10, 2014On the Trail of Mary Jane: The Modern Metropolitan Root Cellar
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December 3, 2013On the Trail of Mary Jane: The Benefits of Membership
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 25, 2025Acknowledgements
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 24, 2025My Mother-in-Law Wouldn’t Complain If She Didn’t Get Her Social Security Check, Because She Would Be Dead