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Stained Teeth: A Column About Wine
Stained Teeth is a sort of wine column. Or, it’s writing tangential to wine. Or, let’s say this: there’s wine in here.
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September 27, 2010Stained Teeth: A Column About Wine: Column 20: Not About Wine
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August 30, 2010Stained Teeth: A Column About Wine: Column 19: Can You Drink Natural Wine Naturally?
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April 7, 2010Stained Teeth: A Column About Wine: Column 18: Should Teenagers Get Rum in Their Eggnog When You Get Rum in Yours?
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February 2, 2010Stained Teeth: A Column About Wine: Column 17: $20 Wine is Too Expensive; You Need to Spend $100
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December 7, 2009Stained Teeth: A Column About Wine: Column 16: Pairing Wine with Stuff That Isn’t Food: Wine & Playing Pool
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November 9, 2009Stained Teeth: A Column About Wine: Column 15: Wine Reviews of Stuff That Isn’t Wine
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September 29, 2009Stained Teeth: A Column About Wine: Column 14: Cold Red Wine at the Block Party
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August 7, 2009Stained Teeth: A Column About Wine: Column 13: We are the 80s and We Choose Wine Coolers
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May 15, 2009Stained Teeth: A Column About Wine: Column 12: Wine Drinking at a Charity Auction; or, How Morally Developed Are You?
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November 28, 2008Stained Teeth: A Column About Wine: Column 11: As It Turns Out, It’s Not Weird at All to Order Wine in Ireland
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January 18, 2008Stained Teeth: A Column About Wine: Column 10: Your Wine Questions Answered. Finally
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December 6, 2007Stained Teeth: A Column About Wine: Column 9: What It Means to Keep Secrets From Our Parents and All the Wine to Ourselves
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