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Testomania
2013 Column Contest Winner
Humans have long sought to unlock the mysteries of consciousness, shouting questions into the void like “Who am I?” “Can we talk about me for a minute?” and “Why is it always about walruses with you, Jason?” In Testomania, Janet Manley uses psychometrics to advance study into the nascent topic of yourself, helping explain why some of us seek the spotlight, while others of us devote our twilight years to pet portraiture.
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April 21, 2016Testomania: The Generation Test
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November 16, 2015Testomania: Which Member of Roxette Are You?
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January 9, 2015Testomania: Should You Run for President in 2016?
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September 17, 2014Testomania: Did You Go to One of the Best Schools in the World?
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August 22, 2014Testomania: How is Your Love Life?
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July 30, 2014Testomania: Know Your Rights
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July 2, 2014Testomania: What Does Your Birth Date Say About You?
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June 6, 2014Testomania: Which New York Times Columnist Are You?
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May 14, 2014Testomania: Could You Climb Everest?
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April 23, 2014Testomania: How Rational Are You?
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April 1, 2014Testomania: The Cognitive Test
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March 11, 2014Testomania: Are You Color Blind?
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