The Believer Magazine
Touch Me:
A Column About Massage
Christy Vannoy has been massaging people for far longer than she originally planned. Sometimes, while her client sleeps, she composes little stories in her mind. They are about massage, and yet they are not. She swears this is the year she will finally write them down. She says that every year. This year she means it. She meant it last year, too
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September 13, 2011Touch Me: A Column About Massage: Column 18: A Continuing Education
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August 24, 2011Touch Me: A Column About Massage: Column 17: Right to Work
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August 4, 2011Touch Me: A Column About Massage: Column 16: Portrait of a Massage Therapist As a Young Girl
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July 15, 2011Touch Me: A Column About Massage: Column 15: Spa-La-La-La-La
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June 21, 2011Touch Me: A Column About Massage: Column 14: God Bless The Child
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June 3, 2011Touch Me: A Column About Massage: Column 13: Buon Massagio, Part Two
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May 17, 2011Touch Me: A Column About Massage: Column 12: Buon Massagio, Part One
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April 28, 2011Touch Me: A Column About Massage: Column 11: Anatomy is Not Destiny
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April 8, 2011Touch Me: A Column About Massage: Column 10: Leap Year
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March 23, 2011Touch Me: A Column About Massage: Column 9: Things Come Up
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March 2, 2011Touch Me: A Column About Massage: Column 8: Bend or Break
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February 11, 2011Touch Me: A Column About Massage: Column 7: Money Sleeps Just Fine
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