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Woodmont Week
It’s a ritual as time-honored among teenagers as prom or drinking too much and crashing your parents’ Corolla into a Circuit City—glossy catalogs from colleges arriving by the dozen each spring. Aside from the faint odor of kiwi bubblegum vape smoke, Woodmont College’s catalog, Welcome to Woodmont, is superficially not unlike the others. But there’s no school quite like Woodmont College (no longer “university” due to a court order). And every page of its catalog is proof of this special uniqueness, whether it’s touting the college’s low rate of scorpion infestation or celebrating its faculty’s various facial tattoos. The best part? You can own Welcome to Woodmont today and learn for yourself why U.S. News and World Report has hailed the school as “a singular educational experience for young people searching for neglect of the arts and aggression by townies.”
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May 20, 2022Diseases All Woodmont Alumni from 1971 to 2021 Should Immediately Be Screened For
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May 19, 2022Dorm Room Checklist for New Woodmont Students
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May 18, 2022Excerpts from Successful Admissions Essays for Woodmont College
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May 17, 2022Woodmont College Commencement FAQ
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May 16, 2022What Is a Woodmont Education?
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