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action-movies
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February 26, 2024Suggestions for Rebooting the Marvel Cinematic Universe from Farmer, Essayist, and Poet Wendell Berry
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April 18, 2023Chicka Chicka Boom Boom: The Action Movie Trailer
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April 6, 2022From Now On, the Fast & Furious’s Dominic Toretto Will Only Drive a Honda Odyssey
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March 11, 2022I Am Eight Years Old and Would Like a Batman Movie Aimed at Me, Please
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December 17, 2021Predicted Increase in Overall Vaccination Rates if COVID Variants Were Named After Steven Seagal Movies Instead of Greek Letters
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December 9, 2021A Nakatomi Employee Ponders: Is This a Christmas Hostage Situation?
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August 4, 2021Jesus Needs His Own Cinematic Universe
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June 9, 2021A 1985 Action Movie Hero Brings Way Too Much Heat and Weird Slang to His Scenes
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May 24, 202161 Die Hard Sequels We’d Like to See
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April 26, 2019Why I’m Leaving Marvel Universe’s New York
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner