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action-movies
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February 26, 2024Suggestions for Rebooting the Marvel Cinematic Universe from Farmer, Essayist, and Poet Wendell Berry
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April 18, 2023Chicka Chicka Boom Boom: The Action Movie Trailer
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April 6, 2022From Now On, the Fast & Furious’s Dominic Toretto Will Only Drive a Honda Odyssey
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March 11, 2022I Am Eight Years Old and Would Like a Batman Movie Aimed at Me, Please
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December 17, 2021Predicted Increase in Overall Vaccination Rates if COVID Variants Were Named After Steven Seagal Movies Instead of Greek Letters
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December 9, 2021A Nakatomi Employee Ponders: Is This a Christmas Hostage Situation?
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August 4, 2021Jesus Needs His Own Cinematic Universe
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June 9, 2021A 1985 Action Movie Hero Brings Way Too Much Heat and Weird Slang to His Scenes
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May 24, 202161 Die Hard Sequels We’d Like to See
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April 26, 2019Why I’m Leaving Marvel Universe’s New York
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 22, 2024Reasons That I, a Trans Woman, Have Had to Use the Bathroom at My Workplace
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November 22, 2024Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Filmmaker and Musician Boots Riley
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November 22, 2024Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?
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November 21, 2024I’m a Good, Normal Family Man Who Just Wants to Inspect Your Genitals Before You Pee