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All posts tagged
adolescence
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September 12, 2019My High School Experience Retold as Podcast Ads
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December 13, 2018Please Send Help: My 13-Year-Old Cousin’s Recent Google Searches
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December 20, 2012Things Highlighted in My Ninth Grade Copy of Frankenstein That Also Describe My Adolescence
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June 22, 2012The Peculiar Arab Chronicles: How My Six-Year-Old Self Saw the World
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October 29, 2008The Ultimate Game Guide to Your Life: Your Adolescence
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November 28, 2006Selections From The Notebooks Of Max Roosevelt, 15-Year-Old Socialist
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August 19, 2003The Lies Perpetrated on Me by Public Education, Part One: Salisbury Central School
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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November 1, 2024270 Reasons: Because on January 6, I Was More Afraid Working at the Capitol Than During My Entire Army Deployment to Iraq
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November 1, 2024Template for Donald Trump’s “I Don’t Accept the Election Results” Speeches
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October 31, 2024This Election Wouldn’t Be So Close If My Historically Unpopular Opponent Wasn’t Such a Shrewd Campaigner