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June 15, 2020Why No, I Haven’t Been Quarantining With My Secret Second Family
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October 1, 2018Millennials: Are They Fucking Your Wife?
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April 4, 2018Melania Trump Explains the Stormy Daniels Controversy to Barron Using Pagan Slovenian Mythology
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June 16, 2011Bianca, the Covert Toronto Escort With a Day Job: Column 14: Linda, the Woman in the Picture
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September 3, 2010Things My Girlfriend Said During Last Night’s Game of Clue, Which Lead Me To Believe That She Might Be Cheating On Me
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November 30, 2009Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 5: Women Beware Women
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November 21, 2003An Open Letter to Lance Armstrong
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January 14, 2002Swamps of Love
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally