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afghanistan

May 3, 2022

I Know What’s Best For You All Over the World: Nulligravida

by Taran Khan
August 30, 2021

We, the Media, Supported This Nightmarish Twenty-Year Play And Tonight, On Closing Night, We’re Its Number One Critic

by Devorah Blachor
August 19, 2021

How to Shed Your Reputation as the War Crimes Guy

by Rokhsane Zadeh
August 17, 2021

How Could You Erase Twenty Years of Progress by Removing That Last Jenga Block?

by Chandler Dean
August 31, 2017

Boba Fett: Bounty Hunters, Not Stormtroopers, Will Save the Galactic Empire

by Bob Vulfov
March 20, 2012

Things I Said to My Infantry Platoon in Afghanistan, and What I Probably Should Have Said Instead

by Matthew Mobley
January 9, 2012

In These Deserts: War Stories From Afghanistan: Column 21: Epilogue

by Nathan Bradley
October 19, 2011

In These Deserts: War Stories From Afghanistan: Column 20: Bombs and the Boy

by Nathan Bradley
September 22, 2011

In These Deserts: War Stories From Afghanistan: Column 19: Disarming

by Nathan Bradley
September 2, 2011

In These Deserts: War Stories From Afghanistan: Column 18: The Countdown

by Nathan Bradley

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