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February 16, 2022A High School History Teacher Grades Article II of the United States Constitution
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September 28, 2016Women Who Should Be Pretty Pissed Off: Eliza Hamilton Was Not Helpless
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July 24, 2013Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Nathan Hale
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July 3, 2009From the Diary of John Adams
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June 24, 2009Declarations of Conjugal Interest from the Massachusetts Federalist, 1733
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May 15, 2006Popular Musicians If England Had Won the Revolutionary War
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February 8, 2000Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Betsy Ross
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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