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February 20, 2024Been There, Smelled That: The Smellitized Smells of Disney World
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May 6, 2020Sure, the Velociraptors Are Still On the Loose, But That’s No Reason Not to Reopen Jurassic Park
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August 9, 2019Apologies, Our Death-Defying Attractions Are Closed Due to Distant Thunder
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June 14, 2016If the IRS Asks, This Theme Park is a Nursing Home
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April 28, 2016Key Ring Chronicles: Brass Ring
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February 2, 2016Walt Whitman Rides the Steamin’ Demon Rollercoaster at Six Flags
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October 6, 2014Non-Essential Mnemonics: Six Flags Wild Safari
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April 20, 2011Franz Kafka at Six Flags
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July 1, 2010Thrill Ride Alternatives for the Anxious
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February 4, 2010Marijuana or Roller Coaster?
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally