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February 20, 2024Been There, Smelled That: The Smellitized Smells of Disney World
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May 6, 2020Sure, the Velociraptors Are Still On the Loose, But That’s No Reason Not to Reopen Jurassic Park
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August 9, 2019Apologies, Our Death-Defying Attractions Are Closed Due to Distant Thunder
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June 14, 2016If the IRS Asks, This Theme Park is a Nursing Home
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April 28, 2016Key Ring Chronicles: Brass Ring
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February 2, 2016Walt Whitman Rides the Steamin’ Demon Rollercoaster at Six Flags
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October 6, 2014Non-Essential Mnemonics: Six Flags Wild Safari
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April 20, 2011Franz Kafka at Six Flags
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July 1, 2010Thrill Ride Alternatives for the Anxious
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February 4, 2010Marijuana or Roller Coaster?
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday