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amusement-parks
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February 20, 2024Been There, Smelled That: The Smellitized Smells of Disney World
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May 6, 2020Sure, the Velociraptors Are Still On the Loose, But That’s No Reason Not to Reopen Jurassic Park
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August 9, 2019Apologies, Our Death-Defying Attractions Are Closed Due to Distant Thunder
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June 14, 2016If the IRS Asks, This Theme Park is a Nursing Home
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April 28, 2016Key Ring Chronicles: Brass Ring
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February 2, 2016Walt Whitman Rides the Steamin’ Demon Rollercoaster at Six Flags
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October 6, 2014Non-Essential Mnemonics: Six Flags Wild Safari
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April 20, 2011Franz Kafka at Six Flags
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July 1, 2010Thrill Ride Alternatives for the Anxious
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February 4, 2010Marijuana or Roller Coaster?
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires