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amusements-park-rides
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August 9, 2019Apologies, Our Death-Defying Attractions Are Closed Due to Distant Thunder
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May 24, 2019“Life Is a Rollercoaster”: Other Life-Themed Amusement Park Rides
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August 21, 2018Amusement Park Roller Coaster or Apt Description of How I Perceive Myself When I Wear My Salmon Slacks?
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July 1, 2010Thrill Ride Alternatives for the Anxious
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February 4, 2010Marijuana or Roller Coaster?
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June 20, 2006Disneyland Rides If Disney Were Bought Out by the Campbell Soup Company
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May 19, 2005Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: I Ran the Scrambler: An Interview with Kim Engler
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday