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All posts tagged
amusements-park-rides
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August 9, 2019Apologies, Our Death-Defying Attractions Are Closed Due to Distant Thunder
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May 24, 2019“Life Is a Rollercoaster”: Other Life-Themed Amusement Park Rides
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August 21, 2018Amusement Park Roller Coaster or Apt Description of How I Perceive Myself When I Wear My Salmon Slacks?
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July 1, 2010Thrill Ride Alternatives for the Anxious
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February 4, 2010Marijuana or Roller Coaster?
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June 20, 2006Disneyland Rides If Disney Were Bought Out by the Campbell Soup Company
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May 19, 2005Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: I Ran the Scrambler: An Interview with Kim Engler
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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November 1, 2024270 Reasons: Because on January 6, I Was More Afraid Working at the Capitol Than During My Entire Army Deployment to Iraq
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November 1, 2024Template for Donald Trump’s “I Don’t Accept the Election Results” Speeches
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October 31, 2024This Election Wouldn’t Be So Close If My Historically Unpopular Opponent Wasn’t Such a Shrewd Campaigner