McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Join our Patreon for as little as $5 a month and get access to author interviews, content calls, discounts at our store, and more. Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
All posts tagged
angelina-jolie
-
February 2, 2010Non-Essential Mnemonics: Milk, Perrier, Zima, Kahlua, Vodka, Straw
-
July 24, 2009Dispatches From an Environmental Lawyer Who is Trying to Grow a Mustache: Dispatch 6: I Come as Close as I Ever Will to Winning the Love of Angelina Jolie
-
August 13, 2003McSweeney’s Brain Exploder: Pittsburgh Puzzle Parry-In-A-Pen Match: “Let’s Git it On!”
Trending 🔥
-
January 22, 2025This Is How You Normalize Performing a Fascist Gesture
-
January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
-
January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
-
October 11, 2006Back from Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail and Discovers That His Bid for Tenure Has Been Denied
Recently
-
February 4, 2025If Crooks Were Studying My Every Move to Pull an Ocean’s 11–Style Heist on Me
-
February 3, 2025We Democrats Will Fight Back Just as Soon as We Can Get Our Shit Together
-
February 3, 2025Elon Musk’s Directive on How to Change a Light Bulb in a Federal Building
-
January 31, 2025The Twelve Labors of Hercules, First-Time Homebuyer