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announcers
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February 26, 2009A Monster Truck Announcer Breaks Up with His Girlfriend
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February 12, 2009ESPN Sportscenter Anchors Tell the Story of Jesus Christ
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January 26, 2005Play-by-Play of Classic Sports Rivalries If the Team Names Actually Represented the Combatants. And Also, Instead of Playing the Sport, They’re Fighting to the Death
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July 14, 2004Quotes from the Announcers of Wrestlemania XX, Which Were, but Should Not Have Been, Meant in All Seriousness
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